Okay... This is a picture of a Samoyed. Right?

Listening to Adam Ragusea talk about how hot & humid it is where he lives while driving across the country to move where he lives is a certain type of anxiety-inducing torture.

New Friend: Where do your parents live? Me: They don't. Seriously, I had no other answer.

I'm crying. Best thing about moving to Tennessee? We could finally watch @FlemingSport call a game. Now he's leaving? Life is cruel.

Trying hard not to take it personally, but the barista just missed typed my name as "Aprik"... Happy Friday?

We have entered "Is it chocolate or a freckle?" season.

So... 9:30 am might be a little early for Metallica on the deck for this neighborhood.

Slept in my Sarah McLachlan t-shirt and woke up believing I failed you.

My new parking lot abuts The Body Farm. If you know me, you know how morbidly excited I am about this on a multitude of levels.

I enjoy leaving voicemails for friends. I sing. I randomly recount my day. I discuss how we're going to take down the patriarchy & crossstitch forever.

I'm in the ICU. This will be on my patient's turned all the way up.

My last hospital had a sign that said "Never pass up an opportunity to pee." in the nurses' loo. My current hospital has a quote from Philippians.

OH: Odds are you're not playing with water-logged balls.

Conversation about sleeping & dreaming with my siblings: Them: I dreamt about Dad's wife and woke up angry. Me: I dreamt about eating bread by accident and deciding "Fuck it. In for a penny..." One of us doesn't have problems sleeping. Hint: It's not them.

BLS and ACLS have really convinced me I'm doing something wrong as I've yet to find a topless man, unresponsive in the middle of nowhere.

Hey, Secretary Pete Buttigieg, this is our first tweet, and we want to use it to invite you to our new bookstore this weekend. Join us for our first day of bookselling on 10/29! #Indiebookstore #shoplocal #downtowngrayling #bookstore

Hear me out: Recast all the Asgardian Marvel with Skarsgärds.

Patient: Are you from here? Me: Absolutely not. Patient: Thought I detected some Northerner in your accent. #nurselife