at the medically-themed orgy

top 10 movies of ‘24 for me: 1.Hundreds of Beavers 2.The Substance 3.Anora 4.Problemista 5.Nosferatu 6.Dune: Part 2 7.Conclave 8.I Saw the TV Glow 9.Godzilla Minus One 10.Furiosa

these are gonna end up right next to the thousands of copies of ET on Atari

I’ll never stop telling this story: In 2006 I was an edgelord neocon with all of Michael Savage’s books, signed. I smoked weed on a mountaintop and realized all of the lights represented people with individual thoughts and lives. I became a leftist instantly. Weed rocks.

the geek squad is now part of the trans community

layoffs are universally bad, but if you think your life’s mission is to optimize computations so they can replace people, you probably deserve it

Some Democrats enjoy being losers because it gives them a chance to get really smug instead of looking inward

that’s my fucking Nagus

Challengers but it’s starring LMFAO and uhhhhh Fergie. Send it.

Johnathan Frakes is a DEI hire: Deep Space 9 Enterprise Insurrection

there is literally nothing you can do to convince me that Elon Musk has sex. if you showed me a sex tape I would only believe it's a deepfake. ain't no way.

she has no business making music that sounds like THAT while being able to throw down like THAT. completely unreal. absolute goddess.

As a mail carrier, I wake up every day hoping to become this fucking cool.

Trump: [does act of political intimidation] chuds: wow what a bwig stwong man i want his cummies inswide me😍😍😍 leftist: [does act of political intimidation] chuds: it’s time we brought back medieval torture devices

I think the fact that people he made movies with 40 years ago are showing up for Carpenter today long after he’s stopped making movies says a lot about what a fundamentally awesome person he is.