🦋🦋🦋 if you want.

God, I love stardew valley.

I need a day to lay on the beach and bake in the sun and read

We could have had it all.

Watching hot frosty and my husband is commenting that his vascular forearms are gross. This makes me sad because I love muscular forearms.

I don’t know how to have fun any more and that’s really fucking sad.

Not me thinking about piercings or tattoos again. It’s been a year since my last tattoo.

I don’t know how people have kids. I’m so overstimulated with dogs that I ate my dinner in the bathroom because they were too loud.

So freaking annoyed. I buy my husband AirPods on Black Friday deal (shout out Target). He’s traveling and lost his AirPods. He wants to buy himself new ones while at the airport. I have to spoil his Christmas gift so he doesn’t buy new ones. If he finds them imma be mad

(me unhooking my own bra) thank fucking god

Who is on 🦋🦋 and still wants to be mutuals?

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

My peak bi-sexual moment is that a friend of mine has assigned HOTTOGO as “my song” and she thinks of me when she hears it.

Man, I really want that Princess treatment. I want to not have to worry about anything. I want to be able to rest when I’m at home AND all the tasks are completed.

You cannot insist that the baby in a manger was a gift while claiming a baby on welfare is a burden. You cannot praise the family who fled political violence into Egypt while condemning a family who flees political violence into America.

I think I need to take like 6 weeks off of work. I can’t because of bills and life. But damn. If I could.

Me, watching Hallmark movies on my sofa

Anybody else crossing their fingers that Trump and Musk get visited by three ghosts tonight and get told how shitty they are?

I get so jealous that my husband gets to travel for work. You mean a whole 4 day trip where you only have to take care of yourself? And someone is at home taking care of your family (dogs). You work but also get time for yourself. For a multiple weekends a year?

Invited my mom for the weekend next weekend since shit is hitting the fan at her house. How long until she says no?