got that brain fog in me

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

Doja Cat playing Fortnite has me crying 😂

Y'all hear "high standards" and think money. I hear it and think loyalty, emotional intelligence, and respect. A bag can't fix a broken character.

the mechanics every time you pull up to the shop.

sharing wired earphones

i’m so sorry but don’t invite me to nothing based off aesthetics. wym the food not that good but the place is cute? am i gon eat the table????

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels about you, like it could all just be a lie.

It's so over for all of y'all

ABSOLUTELY 10000% , no I’m not cheating back & no we can’t fix it.

free condoms but not pads? reproduction is a choice. menstruation is biological. talk abt priorities.

bloopers in movie credits

I like direct deposit.

me when i get flowers

everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken

i don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid greeting/interacting with people.

I’ve been stucked behind this guy for hours 😩

don’t invite me to game night & y’all playing those freaky ass card games. i like to play uno .. a lil jenga. i am not trying to lick nobody ear

WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.