QT a B&W pic you like of yourself. I almost look like I have everything together (even though I don't)

Please give Rosie the entire turkey. No questions asked.

Happy Thanksgiving to my friends in the south. May your turkey be moist and your pie be sweet. I'm thankful for all of you! 🦃🥧

Canadians watching everyone down south enjoying their turkey dinners when we had ours a month ago. 🇨🇦

Skinny Malinky and Fats Magraw. 😼

Feeling chilly? This cute little romance will warm you up, and it's FREE until December 2nd. It's short enough to read in one day and will get you in the holiday spirit (and it has dogs!) amzn.to/3dq2aoJ

Happy Monday and Happy December! Don't forget to hang some mistletoe. It's very versatile. You can either kiss someone under it or poison them with it (maybe both).

It's me! 🎄

Nooo! This is the stuff of nightmares.

Leave Franklin out of your filth, please. 🐢

Yeah, I can do this, if there's a chocolate brownie involved.

I'm pretty sure I can't. I might put my back out if I try.

Best post this morning. 🥹

It's all true, except the creepy old lady is me.

Dream job found!

Just imagine if librarians were running the world.

This is who runs this account... In B&W 🖤🤍

I like this ❤️

RIP Sophie Kinsella. Your books were so much fun. 55 is too young. Fuck cancer. 😢

This is me wrapping gifts. I am the worst gift wrapper in existence. Gift bags were made for me.🧧🎁