It took British detective shows to make me really appreciate the second amendment

Listen ya son of a bitch, you’ll look good in front of my fire place if you keep it up

Sophie the Bear It’s been a thing since the first tanks saw action in WW1. I give you Percy, the tank cat. Survived the whole show!

There's so much new stuff in the world - which is awesome!

I feel like a thousand of bricks was just lifted off my shoulders

"You say you believe in civil discourse, yet you raise your voice at me when I call your mother a whore. Curious."

Current situation

Today I was on a work call presenting some PowerPoint slides and someone said "You sure do love PowerPoint" and I said "just call me Bob Vila cuz im out here building decks" and a total of zero people laughed but that's showbiz baby

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Per my last email, and my preceding email, and a proud lineage of earlier emails stretching back unbroken nearly to the dawn of emails, and this candle I lit in a last-ditch effort to stave off the encroaching darkness while whispering a prayer for your increased competence, and

That someone would deliberately lose 44 billion dollars boggles the mind

Happy Parks and Rec Day to all who celebrate

This week I had an attorney say “Judge, I know you’ve read the motion, response and reply, so I’ll just get straight to the meat of the argument…” Dear reader, he spent the next 3 minutes explaining the summary judgment standard and burden.