Based Bandita Gavin Newsom is the perfect example that stupid people don't know they're stupid.

Ambulance in front of me just ran the red light with no lights or sirens on

Out of clean forks and I’d rather use chopsticks with my spaghetti than wash one lol

First time getting a pedicure where they painted my toes before the massage, huge fan

This sweet old man brought his wife in a wheel chair so she could get her nails done #kingbehavior

Sometimes I dislike being mature People are changing pfp, breaking up, divorcing— I wanna know why😭😭😭

My husband 🥵😍

All the worst people I know need therapy

Seattle Sports Fan GZ Financial Dystopia Costco's membership agreement explicitly calls for it. People agree to it when they sign up. At any other store? I just keep walking.

Playing Ed Sheeran this morning 🤍

Took a FAT nap and woke up right before my nfl notification came in, Immediately put on the game, let’s go CHIEFS Made some popcorn 🍿🥰

The only female voicing a boy character I can stand is Junior Asparagus

So this might not seem like a big deal but it is for me because my nieces are my reason.. Guess who my nieces got to meet for the first time today. Cara Dune. 🥹♥️

Y’all ever out of water that you microwave ice?

Spillll

I stopped asking “what do I want” and instead ask “what does the baby want” Let me just say, we’re a lot happier 😀

This mostly involves snacks

For some reason my AirPlay isn’t working and I ate all my popcorn without watching what I wanted to watch 😭💔

This has been remedied by an Oreo shake and mini churros 🤤

Husband got me a massage