oh so we did forget

My middle school celebrity crush was gal gadot…. Looking back that was embarrassing as hell

GOT NOTICED BY QDOBA I WIN LIFE

I unequivocally support Biden's tumor's right to self-defense

The way there’s a national gf day and national bf day but no national nb partner day… like I don’t want to be my boyf’s gf bc not a girl, but also a little sad :(

post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt

Are you busy for the next 50 years I wanna hangout every day

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

Charlie Kirk woulda had 5 tweets about Muslims by now 💔

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

Theres gonna be at least one couple that breaks up tomorrow because the gf posts a story about the new Taylor Swift album but not a national bf day one

i hate gay halloween because wdym you're wearing the freudian slip???