In an incredible logic defying move, car manufacturers have found a way to make every part somehow blocked or obscured by absolutely every single thing in the fucking engine.

I dunno if you've been on tiktok this last weekend but it's poppin off for red heads.

Waiting at Boston for the first flight of two towards home. When I fly I just pray that my flight numbers don't end up with their own wikipedia pages.

For the streamers that are thinking about playing #peak and streaming it: DONT. It currently has some vulnerability or exploit where someone can join your game even if it's full and then they have access to voice chat and can just be... Ignorant.

Maybe spend some of the 10k on a budgeting class

"You can't use the internet, I'm waiting for a phone call". I'm tryna use Kazaa to download weird als new album mom! It's gonna take all DAY.

What makes this super extra hilarious is all of the streamers who were playing this game only to have "hackers" join your 4 / 4 lobby somehow and use voice chat to just go absolutely wild with racism and hate speech. Such a funny Easter egg that the devs made. So funny.

Stop putting Frozen songs in Christmas playlists. It's not a Christmas movie!

Twitter Battlefield 6 drama goes hard for rileycs_

As a millennial, yes. Also their toys were col as fuck. I had a whole set of their weapons that would all lock in together like some Voltron shit to make a crossbow blaster.

Your fingertips were never the same after having to unscrew one of these that was put on just a touch too tight

Holy fucking shit you're trash. I guess thank you for letting everyone know that you are ending your vtuber career. Telling kids to kill themselves? Fuck me you're unhinged.

Everyone is a big brave badass until a bee flies into the car while driving

I still have no idea how The Matrix made that steak look so damn good

"1 HP! 1 HP!" There isn't a more common lie in all of gaming than a teammate telling you that they got an enemy down to 1hp.

After many years of streaming and content creation this marks a huge moment for me! Devolver Digital sent me my first ever creator package! It's for Quarantine Zone. Its a small gesture but it means a lot. Excited to shoot people in the face soon.

When you were young, did you hurt animals?

Man, it's really sad to see Ashes of Creation bite the dust but just remember before you go celebrate with the "I told you so" just remember that an entire studio of people just got lost their jobs. Was really looking forward to that game.

Tonight after almost 3 years we beat the final Nancy Drew game. We streamed 33 of 34 (cause one is banned) every Tuesday for almost 3 years. Honestly the games are marketed towards children but they are FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN THAT. Challenging and engaging. Ned sucks. The end.