Sonic doesn't like that he was invited to Smash Bros but not Mario Party. Sonic is a good enough friend to punch in the face but not a good enough friend to have over for drinks?

“Why does sonic wear shoes and gloves with his full ass out?” We don’t know either, but it is in his contract

Sonic has a private jet too but he powers it with the chaos emeralds so it’s only kinda harmful to the environment

Looks like Sonic is going back to Casino Night Zone again! "Tonight I'm going to get my house back, I just know it," he keeps saying. We here at SonicFacts™ don't know what that means but we think it's very cool!

Sonic says: Don't do drugs! Or just do them. Honestly it's inconsequential to Sonic, don't keep him updated.

Sonic proudly stands with the troops 🫡

Oh no Sonic, those are the wrong troops oh my god!!!

Sonic is the Guinness World Record holder for performing the fastest (and most unsuccessful) open heart surgery

Shadow deleted twitter and is desperately trying to find a new outlet. He is currently arguing about geopolitics in the comments of an xHamster video.

Hey has anyone seen Sonic? Everything is fine. I'm just asking. But if you see him please text me and do not call the cops.

Green Hill Zone? You mean Windows XP?? But yeah I think stand up has been going really well.

Oh my god which one of you told Sonic about Phoebe Bridgers

The kids love that Sonic doesn't file his taxes. That's what gives him that "bad boy" edge.

The Sonic Social team proudly presents: The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog! A brand new Sonic game. Available right now. On Steam. For FREE!

Sonic just mailed in his ballot 🗳️👍

Sonic ran to the polls. He didn’t vote, he just likes running to places