If I had a nickel for every person called Andrew, involved with sex traffickers, being exposed via Pizza - I’d have two nickels - which ain’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

A Walrus getting lost, ending up in Scarborough and then masturbating IN PUBLIC then having a sleep and then Scarborough Council cancelling the NYE fireworks display in case it woke him is the denouement of 2022.

I am now in the middle of listening to this absolute rager from #LoEgin Can’t wait to buy a tape off @WithinTheDolmen @PanurusProds But FR which one of you cowards is gonna take my money for an LP?!

10 days ago I sent Chancellor Jeremy Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April. Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter. IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT

Out now, Bandcamp: Gum Takes Tooth - Recovery Position Jam-driven electronica, kaleidoscopic rave/Coil influenced bass bin shakers. This is not how you knew GTT, this is how they are now First press- fluorescent yellow vinyl, obi strip, printed inners gumtakestooth.bandcamp.com/album/recovery…

Fixed my F’d lineup for next Friday with a bostin booking.

There’s gonna be a party at Hatch next Friday 5th May - 8pm Gum Takes Tooth are headlining W/ Kar Pouzi & Ardillan Death Rays Duo £8 OTD or whatever you can afford.

Oh look a colourful poster to entice you:

Algernon Cornelius is coming to party at Hatch on coronation day Sat 6th May! Ignore the irrelevant monarchy and give all your attention to this dude! £8OtD or whatever you got. 8pm doors and don’t be late it’s a tiny room.

Look at that poster. HATCH beauts Knorke and weirdo Notts tapist Daphnellc in support. BYOeffigies!

There is a direct correlation between how much I “try” to promote a gig and how awful I feel about myself. Should I stop putting gigs on?

Help me out. Need to sell some advanced tickets for a bigger gig. What’s the least worst ticketing seller?

Zelda nerds - the obscured mural will reveal the Zonai are the bad guys.

Just seen someone use “thrice” in normal conversation. Wow.

Oh yea, oh yea! Yo Dynamo will be opening this sick mutha next satday Hatch W/ @moni_jitchell and FMG/MGD Doors at 8pm

Tonight! @moni_jitchell Hatch W/ FMG/MGD and Yo Dynamo. All free tix gone, couple of cheap(£4)left. Rest of adv tix off sale at 7pm. £8otd from 8pm. Or whatever you can afford. BYOB & DBAD

Hooray! Went and gone got a new job! And they agreed a start date within a few hours of the offer. Only one week left of glorious unemployment!