Yo, tweeps. I'm OK. I'm still kind of lurking here. I see you. Down periscope.

Congratulations... Senator?

Caught this recidivist perp who tried to cover his plate with THREE pieces of tape — but I committed just a BIT of #CriminalMischief and the problem is solved (right, Jimmy?). "Cops call it 'Criminal Mischief'!" open.spotify.com/track/4MtNJUdU…

STATE RECOGNITION FOR Lenape Nation of Pa #lenapenationofpa #LNPA - Sign the Petition! chng.it/TCKn7ZbG via Change.org

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Actually, I don't. I remember something similar with better branding and vibe though...

Huge props to the SEPTA employee who [I'm assuming] explained what was going on with broken down train 6513, to a deaf woman using ASL. She looked like she had won the lottery and walked away giggling with a huge smile on her face.

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Finally!

Scary stuff, Petr Svoboda I hope you are all ok!

Shout out to ISEPTAPHILLY at Jefferson Health station. 11 St doors locked, main Market Street doors open but station doors locked. Filbert emergency exit chained shut Philadelphia Fire. Finally made it to the platform 1min late. Ridership down... Hmm why?

Exercise may be the single most potent medical intervention ever known. Its benefits in prevention outstrip any known drugs: 50% reduction in the risk of cardiovascular disease, 50% reduction in the risk of many cancers, positive effects on mental health, pulmonary health, GI

Fun fact about the debate: It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

This is the worst SNL cold open ever #Debates2024

So it’s guy lying super loud versus guy telling the truth super soft.

Important and be forewarned. Trump said this to crowd tonight: “Get out and vote! Just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years. You know what? It’ll be fixed! It’ll be fine!…In four years, you don’t have to vote again.”

Happy #FluorescentFriday! This micrograph of the mouse small intestine is a finalist in the #Proteintech microscopy image contest. Voting opens on Monday! #FluorescenceFriday #microscopy #sciart #histoart #pathart #bioart #intestine

🟪NEW Article in press❕ Deep metabolic phenotyping of humans with protein-altering variants in TM6SF2 using a genome-first approach 🔓#OpenAccess at 👉jhep-reports.eu/article/S2589-… #LiverTwitter #MASLD #MASH

Straight up. Trump is a traitor & He is Putins Bitch. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

There are days in life that shake you. I’m shattered 💔 to share that I just found out that the US Government terminated my 2024 NIH Director’s Early Independence Award (~$2 million), threatening my long-promised assistant professor job at Columbia University & academic career... 1/🧵