hello world

As a bleeding heart communist I firmly believe in the global redistribution of nuclear bombs

What’s your favorite seasoning matt

Smoking crack if you think the fourth manning brother and Andy fucking Biggs has a snowballs chance in hell to win

I actually heard the Dems were plotting to 6947 from a reliable source

As a health adult I say we double the BBQ sauces and halve the healthcare

Those are actually some very aesthetically pleasing flags but given how you look I imagine the color spectrum you see is similar to a dog

Gotta tell the media manager to leave some holidays off excel sheet bud

Never been more fitting

Imma keep it so real. If my sons got me a knife for Father’s Day I’d probably cry. Who doesn’t want a cool ass knife