I’ve probably got 5 years left in me then 🫡

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If we hit it I’ll make a cover of the newest beebeenos song 😌

Rhubarb pie

So I ordered food off DoorDash, forgot to order one item, added it 2 minutes later to the order. Tell me why they assigned two drivers to bring us the food. One dude has everything and the other is just bringing an order of rangoons. Make it make sense 🫩

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Was hired to do 1330-2145 at my new job. Schedule has me at 0530-1345. 🫩 I’m not a morning person at all

All my new coworkers are giant nerds

Ngl, might switch my work schedule to 3 12s and then do overtime 2 days a week. $70 an hour for 2 days would go crazyyyyy

Y’all should totally check out this game if you like VR kickstarter.com/projects/eldra…

The machine I’m learning today is like 5x more complex than yesterday and 10% of the work. I’m just standing around on my phone for 40 minutes, then do 3 minutes of work, and repeat…

All this ID verification stuff for online crap is definitely a slippery slope. How long until people start getting arrested for wrongthink

New King of the Hill season is pretty good so far ngl

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Can’t wait to not sleep tonight. Gotta get on the battlefield 6 grind when the beta starts at 4 am 🫩

A real medic always gets off the revive

Wrote 2 15 page essays today. I would like to crawl into a hole and perish

I started a modded Satisfactory play-through and I really really want to try the mods. But I just can’t bring myself to go through the early game. I hate doing the startup of plates, rods, screws etc at the start. 🫩

Someone at work rides a motorcycle into work and they have a furry sticker on their helmet that has his whole dick and balls out

Satisfactory is some magical time blackhole stg. Got on at like 8PM and next thing I know it's 2:30AM...