mom, dad? I need to tell you something. I greet fans.

“I’ve got rocket fuel in my blood.” JoAnn Morgan was the only woman in the launch firing room for Apollo 11. Hear in Morgan’s own words what it felt like to be a part of the team that made #Apollo50th possible: go.nasa.gov/2Jy0CcQ

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

if you feel like you have to “water down” ur personality for someone else they don’t deserve to be in your life. if you have to be a less intense version of yourself to be palatable for someone else they don’t deserve your presence. period

1/ If the Dems blow this election it will not be because they were "too far left on policy" or because they "weren't left enough." It will have little to do with policy at all. They are making a mistake caused by traditional consultant theory that does not apply here...

earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads

Drop everything you're doing and watch this.... cc: Victor Blackwell CNN

This one goes out to Lakynn

Happy Halloween Eve! It’s time for another year of my all-time favourite festivity, Tokyo’s mundane Halloween costume party, where folks dress up as an utterly normal and boring thing Here are my favourite costumes from the 2019 event this past weekend

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

Gynecologist Still Asking You to Scooch Forward a Little: ow.ly/EfiY50xr61y

6 Home Decorations That Say, ‘I Used to Roll My Soffe Shorts 3 Times’: ow.ly/ogCi50xBA1E

oh to be a capybara in an open air bath with an orange on its head

It's appalling to say "your health/life matters less than my absolute right to all the leisure activities I want, on demand," although I'm not surprised to hear it said or by who's saying it. But somehow it's the blowing-up-at-a-customer-service-rep tone of it I hate the most.