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pov: teasy lil bean is being abhorred at the state of your gnarly kitchen counter bc you’re a nasty undomesticated man, but you’re all muffled & bound to even breathe a word 😳

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✨ cheeky & groggy personified ✨

grow a booty to perk at no one. grow calf muscles to kick imaginary ass. grind hard. grind smart. off and on the bed. look cute. feel cute. fart cute. for yourself. point your toes during lunch in heels you’ll never wear to work. wear granny panties to work. or none at all. wear

8.57am on a saturday: a groggy princess bean w/ floofy hair in a bun + home clothes @ the hawker center — kopi c kosong in one hand + kindle in the other

i used to think communication was the key until i realized comprehension is. you can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you or refuse to understand, communication is useless.

✨ bullish techno-optimism + mastering attention economy is cute, but how do they psychologically improve our lives again? ✨

9.20am on a thursday: when you’re such a consistent lil lady — to the point that you’re consistently groggy w/ consistently floofy hair regardless its weekday or weekend

✨ help the groggiest princess bean prioritise her energy on what needs to be done on her wretched site ✨

modern self-reliance is being able to think without chatgpt. form opinions without algorithms. be content without scrolling. act without chasing likes. define yourself without trends. we live in a world that programs subservience. your job is to resist it.

9.28am on a friday: at virgin active w/ a delightful cotton thong quietly nestled between my ass cheeks — all sweaty + ready to be wrenched from that slippery crevice at night 🤠

10.17am on a saturday: a different peaceful saturday, the same fucking floofy hair without a care

12.36pm on a sunday: life of a modern day princess w/ half a brain — born to swirl w/ lululemon-clad booty + no care in the world + make silly cookies + fake laugh at air, made to trudge in the rain w/o getting struck by lightning + becoming corporate daddy’s disability hire 🙂

1.43pm on a tuesday: not a lil miss bean supposedly clacking away at her keyboard on a serious work document while simultaneously reading about nietzsche’s decline into insanity

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if i hear one more airy-fairy hype-up marketing talk from a withered leader in corporate daddy’s lair about how we all need integrate ai in our daily lives w/o any concrete organizational plan except for “we are going to be more efficient” but same man is struggling w/ excel