goodbye 2024, you won’t be missed

i used to be obsessed with government use of psychological manipulation tactics but these days im more into baking an apple crumble and sharing it with the people i love

There's 8 billion people in the world, he could give everyone a billion dollars and still have 343 billion left

We love a statement coat

Ah, a ghost. Kathryn E. McGee knows me so well.

definitely on my list

son: *counts to ten* wife: good job me: (smugly) eleven

Why does he actuallylook happier

sorry i forgot to text you back, i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better

oh wow

its my superpower

Learning to not hate yourself from mistakes has been one of my greatest lessons.

When you don't want to do something, and no one's around to see you not do it, it's way too easy to simply not do that thing.

If you to decide to unfollow me, there’s no need to announce it.✌️

happy new year 🎊

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

I don’t need external validation or outside approval as long as you don’t think I need external validation and outside approval.