Spanish fluency gap relationship>>>

he ain’t say nothing he just held up his wrist for an hour straight

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Thank you GOD

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

FBI agents: "Alright Shohei, did you do it?" Shohei Ohtani: *hits baseball 400 feet* FBI agents: "he's innocent"

When you know Shohei Ohtani is evil but you just cant prove it yet

thanks

i worry i would develop a parasocial relationship if i lived next to it

Abdul Carter Welcome to the league young fella

it’s crazy that i’m considering spending money on a chess coach

Nadeen Ayoub has been crowned Miss Universe Palestine. 🇵🇸 This year marks the first time Palestine will be represented at Miss Universe 2025.

i’m going to atl this weekend so i looked up kieth lee ATL recommends . why am i finding out the about beef between the city restaurants and Lee lmaooo

God decided to reincarnate Kobe Bryant into a white blonde girl from Minnesota

"If you're in 2025 complaining and talking about mumble rap... you're probably racist." -Earl Sweatshirt on New York Times Popcast

That bob caught him off guard. At that moment he realized a girl might put him down in a room full of people and had to think about it lmao

Brooks Otterlake Andrew Cuomo is going schizo while Zohran’s campaign is this:

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

how it feels hating on a fandom you secretly used to be in

the coolest spanish word is Tocayo, meaning ‘namesake’