right now there’s a billionaire on a yacht somewhere with a big titty wife and he hasn’t had a good belly laugh all year. if ur laughing in a shitty honda accord on the way to a dead end job, you are legitimately beating that man. never forget that shit.

The US already is. Hand washing, keeping distance from each other, working from home. #China went thru the same massive panic attack that the US- and many other countries-are going through now. Once the public became aware & the measures kicked in, it got better. It gets better.

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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

Airlines getting a $25 billion bailout so they can continue to lose your luggage and cancel your flight.

Her parents are 75 and 84 and she frequently drives by their home to make sure they’re doing well and have everything they need.⠀ ⠀ Today, she drove by and they were having a party 😂 (via @AuthorAlisa)

I still haven’t decided where to go for my week off, but I’ve got it narrowed down to the kitchen or the den.

Every Memorial Day, this picture gets me. While some of us are at the beach eating BBQ and burgers...some spend it like this. Her fiancé was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq. Gut check kinda stuff. Monday, please honor our fallen men and women. They’ve earned it... #MemorialDay

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I think, 25 years later, it’s safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.

Edmund Pettis was a Confederate General and head of Alabama’s KKK. Let’s either rename the bridge for John Lewis or tear the damn thing down. It’s a disgrace that the name remains prominently displayed in Selma. Rep. Terri A. Sewell Equal Justice Initiative

I'm voting for Devin Booker's game-winner as the #ULTRAmoment of the week! #SunsMoment

At this rate, John Wayne Gacy will be pardoned by January 3rd.

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday

Yo Elon Musk if you donate $6 billion to the UN to end world hunger I’ll also donate $10 million if this gets 690k retweets

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This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸

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Awesome: Charles Barkley calls on NBA teams to sign Tony Snell so he can qualify for the players association’s retiree benefits program. This is the only way he’ll be eligible for medical coverage for his two children with Autism 🙏🏻❤️ (h/t @NBAonTNT)