The dude needs someone to look out for him. He should not be vaping at all, that he's doing it in the open is wild.

Hanging out with my gym partner (hitherto unnamed)

six seven?

If I found out my child was gonna be an AI actress, I'd abort that program. She should be an AI secretary.

This is like when dudes say they want a gamer gf. The hidden prerequisite is attractiveness. (Which is fine imo, nobody should date someone they aren't attracted to)

When I can't find something, it's invariably under my dog

When people call something attention seeking, it's just projection. They're attention seeking and upset they're just not as good at it.

FB Marketplace in bigotsville has been rough. So when this guy said he had no idea how much weight he had, I had to snoop on his profile to make fun of him. The next post reveals he's had a stroke. Ya never know, so be kind.

Tattoo artist gave my wife this. Guess we are the house with pictures of naked people now.

I'm such a sucker for characters coming to terms with their helplessness yet continuing to fight onwards. To hold onto hope when the world appears hopeless. To exert 100% of your being when you know it isn't enough. There is no quality more attractive to me than Bravery.

I didn't know twitch allowed sex games. With his self insert as well 🙈

Aaaaah there's something beneath my skin aaaah omg aaaah 😋

My wife keeps trying to get me to spend money, but I want for nothing. If anyone wants cash I'm very susceptible to flattery

I'm kind of like robin hood if you consider my neighbours mail to be money and my other neigh ours mailbox to be the poor

Bring treats for the crows and magpies in my area and I get nothing but swoopings