His name is Dylan. He’s sick nasty. He’s incredible. He looked really cool in yellow (reminded me of the Minions). I like his smile. He treats people with kindness. He’s weally weally funny. There's a lot. It's just like...the word sensational comes to mind

loveee soup

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

Watching glee. Can’t sleep. Should go to bed. But it’s glee. Will shuester is the scariest villain ever written

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

LEOXIV is an absolute gift to crossword constructors

just a squirrel living out her dream (becoming a bar trivia host)

Happy 42nd birthday to the talented Nathan Fielder.

me

getting a haircut brb

oomf and I have 2 of the exact same dresses

in my white vinegar and baking soda era

The ring is exactly what I’d expect from an obscenely rich guy who can’t spell squirrel

seeing 𝓝𝓸𝓪𝓱 𝓒𝔂𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼 & 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓼 🇰🇵

fool me once shame on you fool me twice you’re going in the soup

where is your squirrel tonight ? i hope she is a gentleman

house moistening 😱 tonight 💯

i would pay an unconscionable amount of money for a big brother style live stream of this event

doing a bump of hope