Painting my toenails with WD40

"Now this is podracing" I say, right before flooring it and swerving my car into a ditch

eating good before work

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

Using only food, tell me where you grew up.

Every time I get left on read I get closer to attaining nirvana

The essentials

Found these keys on the ground at the corner of 11th and Waterfront at AC. If anyone knows who they belong to hmu so they can be returned #Anthrocon #anthrocon2025 #AC

Beer and liquor

Spending all day cranking my hog and collecting my cum in a jar to fill the middle of my bake n fill cake with it

Saying “alright let’s wrap this up” to the guy raping me

Putting a picture of my ass cheeks in the Epstein files

Pouring beers down the toilet to get my house drunk

Been starting to come out of my shell more at the idea of maybe looking for a boyfriend again, but I'm faced with the problem of feeling as though I'm being extremely picky and choosy. Is there such a thing as having too high of standards in what you're looking for in a partner?

Can I come over and leave weird stains on your sheets?

Gonna give the gayest most sinful lapdance known to man to whoever it was in this Chipotle that fucked up my order

Jerking off twice on accident