Just ate so much butter alone

keep thinking maybe I’m asexual, but actually I think focusing on me this year

he’s just like me fr

dear diary, today i ate a good sandwhich at the amtrack premium lounge. It was for free! and they gave me free starbursts and they were delisous. i love New York City <3

i think Nietzsche would luv me

listining to torn by Natalie Imbrugli on the New York city’s subway, jealous ? Like a rat ?

i had so many nightmares last night about rolling a ciggy on the wrong side of the paper. So mildly inconveniencing!

Don’t tell me ur bi w/out putting an f before it . Special agents only bitch!

my ancestors watching me sat in bed listening to jeff Buckley and watch a muted video of narrow-boating through the narrowest canals of the UK. then me also watching myself doing this and everyone involved is made uncomfortable

Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates

0.me 1.god 2.Jeffly pestering

all of my mental illnesses r useless

this video explains it so well

Watch this like you are just at the family reunion in androgynous attire.

my schedule is PACKED tomorrow

every day some academic article website paywall bullshit emails me telling me that my name has been mentioned in a paper. According to 'Academia', my name is mentioned in 483 papers. I don't read them, i just choose to believe it's true and everyone is talking about me.

the world is your oyster! and your brain is a cold damp cave full of horrors.

what if hes hitting it from the back and sees my dandruff