“LinkedIn Americans could be here” he thought, “I’ve never filled up my cybertruck in the mission before” The cool wind felt against his bare chest. “I HATE LINKEDIN AMERICANS” he thought. Kesha’s Die Young bass boosted and slowed was shaking his truck, making it pulse.

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they’re doing Ancient Aliens conspiracy theories about Buffalo City Hall lol

Where are we on this

"Iran doesn't have nukes" explain this.

Between B*bi, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Khamenei needy nukey.

no room for a sensitive young Ayatollah in this cruel world

Vaxxed?

Cuomintang

This is probably what watching The Simpsons decline was like

The three words they demonstrate:

You are not a WR bro

Daniel we knew all the jobs were going to india, we just didn’t realize they were all going to one single guy in india

How it feels to make plans for five years in the future

Remarkable thread wherein a Jefferson Davis themed account defends the honor of Union soldiers against a Kenyan Libertarian obsessed with the Confederacy.

Very few people are able to answer a few questions based on 3 paragraphs of text and it's good that they are the ones getting the important jobs actually

This is the craziest anti-Medicaid video ever posted. As somebody who mostly supports the welfare state, I would tell her to please stop talking.

Was going to ask whether they have to pay car insurance but then I realized how stupid that question is

Democrats alternate between insisting you can't possibly homeschool your children because you aren't Certified and insisting a literal seven year old can in fact do the teacher's job for them if properly beaten into it