Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️‍🌈

Do I have this right? Twitter now limits what I can read to 600 tweets a day but I can’t actually choose wtf shows up in my feed? I know we treat corporations like they’re people but what I wasn’t expecting was a giant one like this to commit suicide in front of our eyes.

Pedro Pascal is all of my favourite flowers in my garden, a thread: 1) Poppy

Hey City of Edmonton is there a max size for cardboard being put out for collection with blue bags? Like what about a flattened cardboard box for a large (65 inch) tv?

The responses to this thread hurts my brain. So much fragility from People of Pallor.

Hey WestJet I went to check in on a flight and I’ve had the RBC elite card for years and there was always a free first checked bag, but when I tried to add a single piece of luggage it tried to charge me $40? What happened?

#SearchTheLandfill because a govt should make different choices than a serial killer.

But… but I taught sex ed… for many years! #NotAllSpellers

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

TABER CORN IN EDMONTON

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

The booking system in #Alberta tells you for the flu shot appointment they can offer you the new #Covid shot also but does not make it clear which locations even HAVE both on hand. From what little I can see, most (all) Covid places has flu shots too but not other way around.

Watching the Edmonton Oilers game and one of those Save-On-Foods winner things comes on for 50K points for someone; went to look it up and it converts to just $75… seriously? These days that’s half a grocery run for a small household…

Why isn’t it Luke Gazdic at his usual post for tonight’s Oilers game? The other dude is… not as engaging.

Hey Air Canada are you aware there are multiple profiles phishing for your customers info?

Why might flushing the toilet make a huge echoey sound in the stack? Is it cold snap related? City of Edmonton ????

How bad is a blocked sewer vent pipe due to this cold because it smells funky in our bathroom and since this morning whenever we flush there is a distinctive loud gurgling sound? Are we in danger?? City of Edmonton are houses going to explode?!

WHAT IS THE POINT OF Air Canada TELLING PEOPLE TO CHECK FLIGHT STATUS FOR DELAYS BEFORE GOING TO AIRPORT IF CHECK IN AND LUGGAGE DROP OFF STAYS THE SAMW TIMES?

Literally logged in just to RT this lol

Is anyone else’s Oilers game feed like… shaky whenever they zoom out to full ice? It’s giving me a headache and barely watchable… it’s almost like the frame rate is screwy (but my resolutions suggests it’s not a bandwidth issue)…