People who tram from flinders st to Melb central need to be maimed

This is too real:

Blows my mind that the 2nd busiest domestic terminal in Australia is, after 3 years, still a Telstra 'dead zone' where no coverage exists inside Qantas T1 Melbourne airport. Truly amazing. No 4G/5G at all. Telstra I tweeted this from my UK EE sim. @MelbourneAirport

Again, hot take, but if you can’t actually ‘carry’ your hand luggage and it needs wheels, and you struggle to lift it into the overhead compartment on a flight: it’s not hand luggage anymore.

A massive farewell dinner with the one and only Suzy Tawse. Thanks for the last 19 years with SMWS! #smws

Nothing like getting told “there is a fault with the engine and maintenance are doing their best to address this before takeoff” on a delayed Qantas flight. Comforting or worrying?

Ayoooooo I’m off again

I mis-clicked on one car finance ad like 5 months ago, and now I get car finance ads about 8 times a day since.

Recently helping with a whisky brand who said "We don't have the kind of customers who buy old or rare whisky, so we're not bottling any of those". My reply of "So why not find those kinda customers?" was met with a sea of blank faces...

How's your Wednesday look?

"Knowing the past can help strategically and also creatively."

I've had a certain song / earworm in my head for 20+ years that I only just accidentally found out what it is, from a shuffle playlist on Spotify. 20 years...

Champagne world scandals are far more racy than anything you see in whisky.

I just heard the line, in real life. “Oh well I’m like 1/8th SCOTCH so I’m basically Scottish” from an American. Christ on a bike.

HUGE UPS to Kimi, the 2025 AMWTC champion! 🥃👏🥃👏

Bad week to be in HR

"Caramilk" is a scam

A huge personal shout-out to my team in Oz for pulling off the biggest whisky tasting this month with the Champs. #smws

Yes

RIP Ozzy!