Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

ICE thugs don't like to be followed I announce a toast, to you. Thank you for your thug prevention

I’m not an expert on the dietary requirements of alligators but I think it’s likely that given the choice between a malnourished immigrant or a robust and succulent Laura Loomer, the alligator would choose Loomer, 10 out of 10 times.

If only the climate scientists had warned us...

1k retweets and we'll make this bobblehead

Actor Ed O’Neill on Donald Trump: “You would never listen to a guy like Trump in those earlier years in Youngstown. Nobody would. They’d just laugh at him, you know for being such an arrogant liar. A guy who had, what, six bankruptcies? Taken care of by his daddy. A guy who never

Donald Trump by the numbers

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Trump: “Inflation, I’ve already taken care of. Prices are way down for everything. Groceries, everything.” Imagine saying that to working families watching prices rise month after month.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has fired the official White House scale after it displayed “fat fuck.” Trump claims it was a Deep State scale planted by Barack Hussein Obama.

South Park has updated their profile photo on Facebook in response to Kristi Noem calling them sexist for criticizing her look.

Jesse, please stop calling me Daddy. It’s disturbing.

Trump: One of the things we are going to be redoing as your parks. I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world. We are going to be regrassing your parks, new sprinklers systems. It will look like Trump national golf club.  Grass has a life. You know that?

Before or after?

Trump wants to lock up people who desecrate the flag. Here he is violating the flag code by signing his name on it with a marker.

If burning a flag gets you one year in jail….what does beating up cops with a flag get you?

Imagine if the MAGAs reacted to mass shootings with the same passion and outrage as when Cracker Barrel changed their stupid logo

BREAKING: RFK Jr. has reportedly convinced Donald Trump to fire his White House doctors and treat his congestive heart failure with “healing crystals that realign the body’s mitochondria.”

Sending in Snake Plissken was the key decision

KAROLYIN’ LEAVITT says Happy Labor Day!