Every time you ask if birds are real, we send another one to watch you.

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

Society is training people to be mad at the mirror, not the man in it.

Planet Fitness pizza Monday

So….some girl just walked into sheetz in underwear… Johnstown for ya

🛑MISSING🛑 KAIDEN NOISY HAWK Missing From: Rapid City, SD Age: 12 If you know the whereabouts of Kaiden please contact the Rapid City Police Department 605-394-4131 #mmiw #mmiwusa #mmiwg #mmim #mmip #missingindigenouschildren #findourboys #southdakota #NativeTwitter

My dad threw away my baseball cards 30 years ago when he cleaned up the garage. The estimated value today would be about five hundred thousand dollars.

I’ve no explanation for this one 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ x.com/ExpensiveLooke…

#SuicidePrevention

I used to think ily was just a shortened new slang version of the word silly so…

Think I’m taking a little break from Twitter