I love my sister

The only think worse than no coffee in He morning is bad coffee in the morning. I NEED ☕️☕️☕️

Kin just said "Jeez how many glasses of wine do you need?!" ....he should know but now. The limit does not exist.

When you over hear your boss telling her customer about the time she OVERDOSED on MARIJUANA 😂😂

Whoever created uber eats is a genius.

When you catch your puppy chewing on a $5 bill 😂

Giving Kin a perm today. Wish him luck.

So I just caught myself waiting for a 4 way stop light to turn green. Again. Sorry to the person behind me 😂😂

Wow cool 👍🏻 x.com/lexieeshtonee/…

While I was unloading my dishwasher, I realized it was 95% coffee cups and wine glasses & I hope that's the way it will always be, honestly.

My mom cracks me up

Love you 😘😘😘😘 x.com/lexieeshtonee/…

Ran into a girl from high school and she asked me if I'm still in the wold pack 😂🐺

When you get in the car after a really good gym sesh but your car stills smells like the jack in the box you had for breakfast😭

You know you're fucking lazy when you wanna go to bed but you don't wanna have to get up to move from the couch to the bed.

The way I know it's time to do dishes is when I go to pour a glass of wine and there's no more glasses in the cupboard.

Who invited cheesecake

It's so good so thank you