BREAKING NEWS - Sources tell us that Smig is going into school to break his silence to a fellow Smigwatcher, we will keep you updated

Jake Smith is in college, at a P.E revision session. The love bites are still visible on his neck and he smells of guilt .

We are now searching for Smig

Disappointing news, Smig has gone home, he is still in hiding

SMIGWATCH - 15.12 Jake Smith follows SMIGWATCH

Jake Smith is now following Smig Watch, this means he is active on twitter, let's see what he has to say.

SMIGWATH - 15.54 Smig breaks silence on the fingernail accusations

SMIGWATCH - 16.02 Smig claims the finger entering the bumhole is a false rumour

Have your say on the issue - #thebumholescandal

As he still appears to be in hiding, we have no interesting news to bring you about Jake Smith, we can only guess what he's up to.

To catch a glimpse of the phenomenon that is Jake Smith, get yourself along to Whetstone boys club tomorrow 8-9pm, he'll be playing 5 a side

“Smig.: #SongsToPlayWhileHavingSex Westlife - You raise me up” was this played on Saturday Jake Smith, when you got anally penetrated?

“Smig.: Well that's gone down the shitter” Jake Smith tells us where the missing fingernail has ended up.

Jake Smith = Paul Weller Draw your own conclusions.

That one was a re-up for any new followers of #SMIGWATCH

A reminder for any enthusiasts, catch Jake Smith at Whetstone Boys Club from 8-9pm tonight.

17:18 - JAKE SMITH IS AT HIS COUSINS HOUSE

Jake Smith thoroughly enjoyed his ball court session, scoring more than 10 goals, you missed him at his very best if you weren't there.

Photographic evidence of Jake Smiths antics on Saturday night:

Smig hasn't commented on the incident as of yet