My new favorite pastime is to read tweets from Corporate Mormon Jesus while sitting in a Quiet Car on a Metra train and trying not to laugh out loud. Breaking the rules of the Quiet Car has never been more worth it. Thank you, Brother, for providing this entertaining service.

My burning suspicion Metra hates me has been confirmed. ON The Metra

If Chicago air quality is so bad because of Canadian wildfires, why does it smell like a chemical bonfire outside? Not even a hint of burning wood like a typical wildfire. It smells like burning rubber and fireworks.

organized crime at Barclays

I'm a Chicago Sky fan so I was watching as a neutral fan tonight. Such a horrible call after missing an obvious travel. Shouldn't the WNBA try to protect its brand?

Dropping the “Red” from the Red Stars is going to give them the same problem that the Chicago Fire have if the Chicago Fire Tv show was a series of sports-romance novels #NWSL

Why, though?! Think the name Red Stars and so much of what they've done in their branding has been so good in connecting to Chicago. I don't get it.

"Red Stars" is a nod to the City of Chicago's flag and held meaning. On its own, "Stars" could be any sport in any city. At least the Utah Starzz had two Zs and the Dallas Stars had Mike Modano. #NWSL #ChicagoRedStars

The (Red) Stars look like a completely different team under Ella Masar. Chicago has the only head coach they will ever need.

Pili is in the game!!! Go Sparks!

Victoria Safradin is an incredible goalkeeper.

It is with heavy hearts that we share that our dear friend and beloved colleague Gwen Ifill has passed away. to.pbs.org/2frBdEr

Gutted about the loss of Gwen Ifill. Truly heartbroken.

A Utahn is drafted!! #NWSLDraft

Another Utahn drafted!! This is like Christmas morning, people! #NWSLDraft

Now is the time to talk about the systemic injustices that turn disasters like #Harvey into human catastrophes. interc.pt/2vmc86T

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I can't decide if the guy next to me is dead or sleeping. I've patted his head, I've jangled his keys, throttled his shoulder. Is it bad form for me to climb over a corpse blocking the aisle? I've got dinner plans. ON The Metra

Robert De Niro accused of exploiting Hurricane Irma to build resort in Barbuda interc.pt/2DuAuvc by Naomi Klein Alleen Brown

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