"When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move

Mom: "look how cute he is playing in the tub with his toy boats" The toy boat lore:

Mazatlán, Mexico has reached totality 🌑 The first city to experience #Eclipse2024

John Lennon waking up after butt crack surgery: Where's Yoko? Butt crack surgeon: Who do you think gave you the butt crack?

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do people with 9-5 jobs actually live like this?

whenever I need my NI number I search for an email my mum sent me in 2014 which is the only place it’s written down. been doing this for ten years. I technically run a business

Name a scene where a director went ‘God Mode’ I’ll start:

I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on

Still my favourite meme

Insane painting by Steven Novak 🤯

No matter your views on her stated reasons for quitting, Rosie Duffield has made a political career out of dehumanising one of the most marginalised groups in society. She should never have been allowed the privilege of resigning. Labour should have withdrawn the whip long ago.

we asked AI for an ACCURATE depiction of Trump ACTUALLY working at McDonald's MeidasTouch

Unknown object broke up in the sky last night in Texas. Reports say it was a meteor.

Does he have any fucking idea how stupid and ridiculous he looks from our point of view

Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

I was fired by Apple today. Me and my design team have spent the last 18 months tirelessly testing different levels of gaussian blur on backgrounds when foreground elements are in focus. If you are looking for experts in the blur, glass liquid, grass or fur UI space, lmk.