.@edgars_uk provided me a surprise #water -powered adrenaline-rush on my cycle ride this morning, as one of their delivery drivers simultaneously overtook and turned left into me, then shouted at me for "going up the inside". #twittergrumble

If you want to know what I look like trying to sound convincing whilst winging it with a camera pointing at my face, this captures it pretty well 🤣

My wife bought herself some AirPod Pros. She basically lives in The Matrix now.

Perhaps they were really both removed because of their extensive disinterest in using capital letters despite having access to some of the most powerful language manipulation technology on the planet…

Today's 3 year old entertainment requirements involved me staging a fight between a bat and a fire engine. #fatherhood

I don't own an Apple Watch, but this echoes my Pebble experience (tl;dr: saves you bothering using your phone) - mattgemmell.com/distractions/

Had a go on an apple watch today. I really don't want to want one, but perhaps predictably, do. My Pebble looked on, ashamed.

Some subtle advice from the aptly-named dontbeafuckingidiot.uk. dontbeafuckingidiot.uk #IVoted

Google results only seem to show rainbow imagery for 'gay' searches; e.g. google.co.uk/search?q=gay+p… Why might that be? Hmm…

Initial impressions of Apple Music: buffering insufficient for a long train-tunnel; decent recommendations; thinks Death Cab is ‘Hard Rock’

Violet, age 3, had to ‘sign’ her first official document today: ICT compliance for primary school. #wtf

Yesterday, I very slightly injured myself with my umbrella. The whole affair made me feel terribly English. #random

Best 3 yr old tantrum yet — she wasn’t born when her grandparents married, thus missed their wedding. /ht s

Thanks Skype, that's a really helpful error message. And I thought Twitter was stingy with character limits!

New system to train junior doctors in robotic surgery -- timeout.com/london/blog/a-…

Less of an issue with the station café running out of bacon rolls, now they're known to cause instantaneous death.

Hired car via Sixt UK. They just emailed that "fully comprehensive cover does not include theft protection" having charged me extra. #beware

Crazy President Donald J. Trump is making Twitter interesting again. Must be doing wonders for their Daily Active Users metric...

On (another) low, low day this thread is a welcome ray of sunshine x.com/gordonmacmilla…

This is the item at the top of my todo list: 'Octopus dysfunction slide'. #fwiw