I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Shitposts in the dregs of a political tweet. I watched Bird scooters glitter in the dark near the WeWork headquarters. All those moments will be lost in time... like billionaire tears in rain... Time to die. nationalpost.com/entertainment/…

businessinsider.com/trump-ads-domi… great opportunity for folks to learn how to temporarily block specific websites on a router, then make up a reason to go visit their relatives the day before

In one of the slacks I'm in, we felt we didn't have the right emoji to properly capture the amazing karma of recent events... so Barfait conceived of and a colleague not on this hellsite made this. Use it in good health.

people are going to get a shot, get the money, then go run to their car, pop on a fake mustache, and get the shot again. we have seen how this works at costco sample kiosks

This is literally a coming of age movie 😭

It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?

roll into the all-male meeting like

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@whitneytheory Best pseudo bridesmaid ever!

@whitneytheory Ohhh, yeah. About that.

If you are missing this, please contact the Granby Police. No, we are not kidding.

California law makes all beaches public property. Eat it rich jerks vinod khosla theguardian.com/environment/20…

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I have an idea for replacing one of those statues...

.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

Uber Eats I'm very disappointed I did not receive my medium fanta and no one answered when I called to complain