> Pause WOW DAVE, SAVE SOMETHING FOR THE SECOND DATE WOULD YOU? > He looks serious for a moment before he cracks a smile. BUT I- I GUESS I LOVE YOU TOO… > His cheeks are flushed.

WHAT???

WHAT? DADDY? I HEARD THAT IT IS A TERM OF AFFECTION FOR BOTH LUSI *AND* MATESPRITS FOR HUMANS

I PANICKED

THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT? > He’s not going to admit he fell for another one of John’s pranks.

> Karkat couldn’t help but pin Dave down on the bed and press his own firm kiss, trying to initiate a make out session.

IM SORRY OKAY?

IF YOU KEEP ASKING IM GOING TO NOT BE SORRY

Dah- mnnhhg~ > Karkat moaned, eyes lidding as he tries to push his tongue in.

FINE IT WAS JOHN

> ANGRY CHITTERING AS HE WALKS UP TO ‍ ‍ turntechGodhead ⸜ > Buries face in Dave’s chest and sCREAMS.

> Grumbling. Suddenly a rumble escapes the back of his throat. JUST KEEP HUGGING ME > He’s starting to purr.

YOU FUCKERS THOUGH I WAS DEAD? WELL IM NOT. IM BACK AND WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A HUMAN WRIGGLERS DIAPER RASH TENFOLD

WHY THE FUCK DOES JOHN LOOK LIKE HES INHERITING CROCKER CORPS FROM JANE LIKE WHAT IS THAT

YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE HERE TO CAUSE ‘SHENANIGANS’ ARE YOU HERE TO CAUSE SHENANIGANS JOHN? JAPES AND TOMFOOLERY? AND YES I KNOW I FUCKING SOUND LIKE JAKE THATS THE POINT

OH. SO NO SHITTY MOVIES? FOR ONCE IM TEMPTED TO JOIN YOU > Karkat stfu you like shitty romcoms

DONT CALL ME THAT. AND IM HONESTLY JUST BORED AND HAVE SOME EXTRA BOONBUCKS TO SPARE. > Theres a reason he doesnt gamble. He gets so mad about losing he throws in more money just to get a win. > John will definitely rob him blind.

POKER I GUESS? I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES HIGH CARD LOW CARD. SO HOW ARE WE GETTING TO THE CASINO. SHOULD I GRAB MY CAR? I DRIVE SO…