If your feed isn’t cute animals one second and the most offensive shit imaginable the next…you’re internetting wrong.

Kamala is releasing a memoir about her Presidential campaign. It’s the first book to begin with CHAPTER 11.

So the President of the Mexican Senate says they might take back American Land.

Too soon?

In honor of a great Floridian, Hulk Hogan, we are lowering the flags at the capitol and in Pinellas County tomorrow. Additionally, I am officially declaring tomorrow, August 1st, 2025, as "Hulk Hogan Day" in Florida. Rest in peace, brother.

Remember when “monkeypox” was the scary new pandemic, and then they found out that only gay men were getting it, and then a bunch of little boys started getting it, and then we never heard about it again?

He’s not wrong! 😂😂😂 “Why didn't you do these tariffs in your 1st term?" POTUS Trump: “Because I was fighting lunatics like you."

Pedophilia is not a sexual preference! Bugs are not food! mRNA injections are not vaccines! Men are not women! Climate change is not a threat! The government is not your friend!

Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other buff.ly/eCkiTHy

Elizabeth Warren says Mamdani’s plan is the “Democratic Message” So just to be clear, this is the official democratic message: - Defund the police - Release all the criminals from prison - Disarm law abiding citizens - seize your property - free child m*tiIation - ban ICE

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries 🐹😂

Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?' buff.ly/XkAaRGR

🚨BREAKING UPDATE: Sean Charles Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a CBP agent in D.C., now faces federal assault charges and has been fired from his job. FAFO!

How do you know John Brennan and Hillary Clinton are worried? They both said President Trump should win a Nobel Peace Prize in the last 24 hours. 1st positive thing they’ve ever said about him. No coincidences…

🚨 A Daycare worker in Bainbridge, GA has been charged with first degree child abuse. She SAVAGELY beat a toddler on his first day. I bet this won’t make national news at all, but if the races were reversed it would be HEADLINE news for months. She needs locked up for LIFE

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BREAKING: 🚨 Immediately after President Trump gave his support for the total and complete annihilation of Hamas guess what? They accepted a Gaza CEASEFIRE and will RELEASE the hostages. Well done again President Donald J. Trump‼️

WTF. Mother at Alachua Schools in FL reveals that her son was nominated by his teacher as "Most Likely to Become a Dictator" because he was conservative and liked WW2 history. The teacher also allowed students to label him a "Naz*phile." WHAT???