Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year oil and gas guy. You just finished The Frackers, think boe on gas assets are a cheat code, and you’re tweeting Permian IR presentations like it’s scripture. Right now, it’s all about stacked pay , "porosity development" ,

Nephew is asking about getting into the oilfield. Smart, hard working kid. No interest in college. I don’t know anything about getting into the field as I am just a computer jockey. Anyone that has some insight on best ways to break in or opportunities I’d really appreciate it.

Any kid under 12 years old has no business playing travel ball. Park league baseball needs to be brought back. I don’t know how these parents aren’t tired of traveling every weekend and draining their wallet. Take Johnny to the beach

Finally, the efficiency and quality of the DMV and the IRS at the grocery store. Fill out form GRC-10568_B and you’ll have your Cream of Wheat in 6-8 weeks.

They’re just influencers, this isn’t a real job anymore.

Don’t want to spoil it for you. But if the student loan cap is $200k, that is exactly what college is going to cost.

Toot toot 🚂🚂. Best BD team in the biz! intelligence.enverus.com/research/17385…

There really was a point where libs decided that it was the government’s job to keep them from ever feeling bad about themselves, ever. You’re supposed to feel bad about yourself sometimes. It inspires you to do better.

Midland tennis bros… A buddy and I started taking lessons 2.5 months ago. Going to play in the SWOTT C-bracket. Getting lots of singles practice, but need a doubles tune up. Anyone interested or know anyone B/C bracket level that would be interested?

This could be the lowest moment in MSM history.

Democrats rejecting a prayer for a dead father and husband We can't live with these people

The funny thing about hasanabi is that he is 100X more openly violent, openly hateful, clearly unhinged and wildly antisemitic than Charlie Kirk But he's on Team Blue so they put up with it & platform him in the NYT x.com/EndWokeness/st…

Calling generals and admirals fat to their faces so all the enlisted can see video of it is actually not doable via email

Tech fans not understanding how Venn Diagrams work is very on brand.

Paying 52% tax is working over 6 months of the year for free

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.