imagine being the first eunuch to ever tell the king his court is a “viper’s nest”….unbelievable aura

He melted into the forest because he beat off in front of his bother - alas poor Dieter, we did not know you well

I hope Helly R is back and fucks Marks brains out to assert dominance and superiority over Helena and I pray for Mark S to survive it

Helly getting that moment with Jame that would of definitely meant the world to Helena and Helena getting that moment with Mark that would of meant everything to Helly. I love this fucking character I love this fucking show was an amazing dynamic HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

helly and helena each hearing what the other would give everything to hear but never will #severance

Our server at a bar last night told me I should "be on SNL, that's a funny show" I told him "I'm the Will Farrell of our generation". Great laugh. Will not be engaging with The Horrors today I think.

I hope everyone who has a tattoo of a Chibi version of a character has a great shift at the gas station today

kendrick lamar is proof that having an arch nemesis is a fundamental part of the human experience

24 years ago today, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

look at my emperor’s treacherous eunuch dawg

old woman yuri. is anyone hearing me. is this thing on

every isolated clip from Severance looks like the air conditioning repair school from Community