LAX to Austin flight looking like name that indie band

You ever be behind a junkie arguing with the pharmacist? They aren’t giving you the pills bro come back another day

This was fun

Don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve listened to Munyun at least once

Just raw dogged my Daves hot chicken: -no sauce - no honey - no pickles

Frasier

This guys wife just switched seats with someone else and we ended up with our own row and he looked over and gave me the most fire thumbs up ever

I’m thinking about banking at First Entertainment Credit Union even though it’s kind of a shit bank it just seems like the most Hollywood thing you can do. They have a branch in paramount studios you can’t beat that.

All the employees at this Cava are too skinny I know they’re gonna skimp me on the meat

Old man sat in the middle seat next to me on the way to Vegas and said “You know it’s funny, I’ll spend $50 on a hand of blackjack, but I won’t spend $15 to upgrade my seat” 🃏

how u doing…

This guy is playing drums open handed and it doesn’t look cool, I didn’t know that was possible

Is PSD out of prison yet? Asking for me

Just created a genius account to edit the lyrics for I’m Thug by Mac Dre ft Cutthoat Committee to include Miami the Most as the intro

The crusty junkies outside of raising canes have a guitar amp and are SHREDDING

I own this exact Patagonia color puffer. Fuck yeah Arnold.

RobABabyFreestyle.MP4

This DJ’s set is 100% remixes that are all worse than the original songs. Not everything needs a remix.

tron the radar

Why are corporate employees so fucking awkward. I just asked someone if the chick fil a they had was within walking distance and they stared at me blankly like I broke protocol