Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss” hahahah

Most unfunny tweets ever these

Fontaines D.C. covering ‘Just Like Heaven’ by The Cure 🎸

Shit these long stoppage times

Ye bird keeps chalk in her pocket

New Zealand kit looks like a can of deodorant

Stinks of someone chewing your ear off knocking your pint over

New Order perform Age of Consent live at The Hacienda in 1983.

Made up for Leicestershire there can stick that hundred shite up your arse that was proper cricket

Seriously fucking hate this Peter drury

Worst idea I’ve ever heard

Footys actually finished these days

Reckon you’d get sick of it after about 15 minutes

Man’s chatting filth to someone called Brenda

Ronnie O’Sullivan Britain’s best ever sportsman

These tweets have never been funny

Does he think this is in India ?

Surrey winning it again 👎

Lancashire Cricket can confirm that Dale Benkenstein has left his position as Men’s Head Coach by mutual consent. Club Statement. ⤵