If I was making NBA money, you couldn’t pay me to disagree with the league. If they told me we were having a Mussolini Celebration Night, I’d be on my phone searching “good things Mussolini did that I can talk about.”

Jaden Ivey reportedly told the Bulls’ head of player performance on March 25 that Jesus healed his knee and he was ready to play, per Joel Lorenzi He underwent an MRI the next day, and Chicago shut him down for the season. (h/t Fullcourtpass )

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

Everybody better than Jokic til it’s time to be better than Jokic

At Catholic Easter service last night in a navy blue suit. Couldn’t find dress socks so I didn’t wear any. Sisters friend came up asking me why I didn’t wear socks with my suit. I said there’s a motherfucker here with a Rex Burkhead jersey on I don’t wanna hear it.

The minute Josh went down in the first round Michigan won this title

Joel Embiid could get shot during a robbery and Sixers fans would be like “here he go with his shit again.”

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

the people you encounter while cold-calling owners of commercial real estate in Florida this is pretty much the entirety of his linkedin profile.

Once again a uniquely American horror hits

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

“Great news Liz Lemon! The little guy on your other side is named Bob Dylan! He’s also good at ping pong! (Low, serious voice) he lives in the sand, it’s very confusing”

I honestly think if you’re a Cubs fan then The Lizard King is a textbook MUST FOLLOW

me playing MLB the show

Scene where he finds out about Len Bias dying will get chalamet or Jeremy Strong an Oscar

Vrabel is a faithful man. Whatever happened in the past is the past, as of today he is a faithful man. Move on

off a bean on linkedin saying shit like Congratulations! and Phenomenal!

this infront of a billion+ viewers>>>

I want a piece of Kornheiser right now...at 11:32 ET I want a piece of his ass ...