two already Fieth?-

"...how do you even fit all that?"

"...you'd just love that wouldn´t you? fine i will try some, if you are willing tho share. does my cookies count as that tasty stuff then?"

"Well i guess that is an honor, to get one only for my cookies but...i don´t know where you fit that many. ...true, wait, you will pay? Fieth are you feeling sick?"

"i meant in your body! sigh, yes, yes you can, my dear friend and family" yes they are...how do historians call it? very good friends? "huh...is that? did you sit on kaguya's paper crown?"

"sigh... she is going to get so sad... we better get her a new one...really who even sits on a crown?"

" Yeah... but fine fine, at least it can be fixed. good thiing you are bribing me with dinner so i don´t spill the beans about it" cue a smirk...did she just...made a joke?

"i am perfectly fine, just a tad hungry is all- hey, i can also be the fun mom! ...sometimes when you three are not making a mess..." i got that reference chief canada

"says Fiethsing the sage of wind, or what title do you prefer nowadays? yes yes, i am amusing when i chase you slipper in hand~"

"That day i will be pale and i'll be drinking blood of people. Miss Fiethsing the spankinator"

"Hmm who knows, i don´t see you spanking people either at least not in a serious way. why? it sounds great"

"noo i do not know, i just saw you try doing it to me. well...you were a stone for a while"

"...good thing you couldn´t talk much like that or you'd make me go crazy. that is all you want no?" Cue her doing the signature alucard dash to slap hers in revenge "there, the wobbly~ well, sadly we don´t really know a proper cure for it"

"or worse... you don´t know how lonely it gets... and yet i did, you are too slow~ sorry i took your first strike~"

"..." blushes, coughs "i already have your children!"

"then the gig is up. Still no ring though"

"well...it's the usual no? ...don´t make one with a noodle"

"you would never marry me? hmm fine fine" she'd offer up her hand to the prankster elf

"add salt to the injury huh-" she'd look confused at the gesture But she'd inch forward, kissing the elf before standing up, making the other gravitate on her palm "now to the pawnshop, i will see how cheap you really are"

It was not, that is for saying she does not have a sense of humor a dark one at that "It is very fair, my ring~ i do what i please. and i am not selling you, i am checking if others think you are as valuable as i imagine~"