When I up this blick that's the turning point

Praying for Charlie Kirk

I do like the idea that maybe the kid gets out on parole after 50 years or whatever and has to explain to somebody in the year 2076 what he meant by “Notices Bulge”

I should have known the big ESPN app update would somehow make it even worse

The fundamental political reality of the past two years is that the Biden administration's unyielding support for Israel's genocide made everything that has followed possible. If you don't understand that, you don't understand anything.

I don’t even know what to say at this point 😔 ‼️….. I feel for my brothers over there smh this is not Wisconsin football

Kash Patel every time a crime happens: “Have you checked the bullets? There’s probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!”

Martial Law or War With Venezuela? Call it

In the same way Taylor has partially gated community-ified Travis, Travis has partially White Boy who speaks in AAVE-ified Taylor, and i think that’s beautiful

Hopefully nobody tries to talk to me at work tomorrow because I’m not going to have a voice to be able to respond

Well here’s the good news:

Uber driver doesn’t have Spotify Premium yeah this economy’s cooked

Not sure why people are bending over backwards to try to make the ridiculous argument that it’s actually completely competitively fair that the Dodgers get to spend $1 billion/year when there is already a true, sufficient argument against a salary cap: it’s pro-management!!