not to make waves, but if i find whoever keeps dog earing the books in the library, im going to break their spine over my knee.

just made it to the C's in the Erotica section

how in the fuck did you get here?

WHICH ONE OF YOU NASTY FUCKS

leaving some jellybeans in the kids section for whoever wants it

hey, who keeps leaving bottles of lotion in the romance section?

GOOD MORNING WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE SOMETHING'S BURNING????

i found a lost photo of copia in a photo album

Want to bring back your own dead dickhead? Come to the library and pick up one of our many copies of the necronomicon. You can find it in our nec-romance section.

LETS GOOOOO

hi everyone sorry i was missing for so long. i was alphabetizing the hentai section.

which one of you fucks put smiley faces in the necronomicom!?