Starmer to meet President Macron of France, as both share an interest in fucking pensioners.

@wolsned I fixed the head

To soon?

Lots of tributes for Alex Salmond, who by all accounts, touched quite a few generations.

Can't define women or working people, what an arse.

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Standby for broadcast, standby for broadcast. The Prime Minister is a cunt. The Prime Minister is a cunt. End of broadcast. End of Broadcast.

If this is your second valentines day in a row where you are single and feeling left out, then please post a photo so we can see why.

In a projects review with senior civil servants today. What a bunch of under performing tossers.

BBC News - Data helps Met convict 100 men who targeted women bbc.com/news/articles/… Met police make a fuss about doing their job, badly.

BBC News - 200-year-old condom 'in mint condition' says museum bbc.com/news/articles/… at least wasn't a used one.

BBC News - Ex-union boss McCluskey took private jet flights arranged by building firm, report finds bbc.com/news/articles/…

The English did this, said Mr McStugeon, future SNP leader. BBC News - Firefighters tackle large blaze on Arthur's Seat bbc.com/news/articles/…

Balls talking balls

Lammy to become Deputy PM and Minister for Fishing Licences

Hahahah haha hahahahahahahq hahaha hahaha BBC News - Corbyn and Sultana clash over new party membership bbc.com/news/articles/…