(Trying to get my girlfriend interested in football) That guy with the ball is likeHello Kitty (guy who i said was hello kitty suffers the most traumatic head injury I have ever seen) some times hello kitty gets sleepy mode

is the music they play at baseball games diegetic? like can the players hear it in the world of the game

dying at the fucking horse

Ellen should have rebranded. keep the show but now it's called Mean Ellen. she still dances but she has evil guests and says "fuck you" to the audience of moms. instead of getting prizes, she takes things away.

Twitch.tv/sirive

A remake of Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid with Cole Escola and Julio Torres. Or maybe Lethal Weapon.

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - what’s in Chris Gethard’s dumpster

Grindr is a fun dating app but I've noticed there's barely any cis women. What's the deal?

Since we’re sharing a behind-the-scenes look at how Baldur’s Gate 3 was made, here’s our Senior Cinematic Artist, LOD, stroking a pack of cream-filled biscuits as a reference for the tentacle-stroking animation during the sex scene with the Emperor. Yes, really.

It’s a cozy campfire for #marypaintingparty

Just explained Hawk Tuah to my grandma. She looked so confused 😂 (she’s in a vegetative coma. Not looking good)

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

bongo has been acting strange lately

Great thinkers like Russell Brand have been fascinated for centuries by the number 23. Cuz there’s somefink mysterious about it, innit…

A technology blog asked me to comment on this video showing off Roblox's new AI world generator. This was my answer. They did not published it.

Here’s my DnD boy Pepper wearing a hat I traced from Baldurs Gate. #marypaintingparty

A Joker for #marypaintingparty I’m pretty sure there was joker talk when I started it.

Back here to say if you're on the blue site please let me know and I'll follow you and avoid this place forever.