Is this really what it looks like? A gift to the NHS: this will sell like hot pizzaburgers and cause an immediate fatal heart attack in all those who consume it.

Just so brilliant.

Ah, the memories... what a wonderfully atmospheric shot. In 1962 I was there.

Have you seen this car... grouplotusplc is trying to find Lotus Mark 1 - the very first car built by Colin Chapman. roadshow.co/qPZ6pk via @Roadshow

Everyone should just boycott them till they condescend to show a proper list. How about it?

How utterly absurd. The world has gone mad. “Patum Peperium or The Gentleman’s Relish” is a delightful, delicious, savoury paste product enjoyed by generations. Delicious on buttered toast. For Waitrose to feel obliged to rename their Gentlemans Relish based product is outrageous

.Matt Hancock I welcome the gov’s obesity strategy to fight this epidemic, protect our children and help save our NHS. Let’s make sure that bold proposals become BOLD ACTIONS. I’ll be watching. #BritainsFatFight

Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose

Nigel Farage: UK Opposition Leader.

Her dog pushes her with the help of her Freewheel. Pure joy!

Ditch #HS2. Spend the billions on providing decent safe housing instead.

This is the most delicious - such a treat. x.com/michelinguideu…

And so richly deserved. x.com/hundredashendo…

Heart broken man pleads for return of his stolen dog £1000 (this made me cry) Oxford Finmere England if you only share one tweet today make it this one please.

My Mrs tells me Ikea has announced a new product added to the range: the Ingvar Flat Pack Coffin.

#HoldTheSunset Tonight's episode was by far the worst thing I have ever watched on BBC television in all my 59 years.

Will the BBC please pull the dire #holdthesunset before next week’s episode. Waste of electricity.

Poetry x.com/herdyshepherd1…