Goddamn right I do. [Licks his cheek] Mine.

Sorry, Bucky can't come to the phone right now. He is busy. Double teaming Queen Momma Carter - ||Parody|| with Steve Rogers ||Parody||. Don't leave a message after the beep. Fuck off.

||This is not a victory for you. You didn’t win. The header is being taken down because your threat to post headers and their corresponding FC names will hurt my friend too & she doesn’t deserve that. So. It’s done. You and your sister can stay the fuck out of my mentions now||

#NewHeader

I call dibs on fucking your fat rolls.

[Grabs King Daddy Barnes - ||Parody||’s face and claims his lips in a hungry kiss, growling against them afterwards] If they ever take you away from me again, I’ll kill them all.

Don’t fucking RT that, you fucking cum guzzling gutter slut.

My ass has never been so ready.

Because I’m romantic as fuck, I’ll even spit on it to make it slide in easier.

[Kicks the door open like the fucking Kool Aid Man] [Leers like a maniac] Come to Daddy, little girl.

[Grinds all up on King Daddy Barnes - ||Parody|| and Queen Momma Carter - ||Parody||]

[Awkwardly pets @FrigidInnocence’s face] Hey kiddo, you miss me?

Fuck off.

[Totes her around and plans on doing unspeakable things to her]

See this, folks? This is how you sweet talk a guy. I’m fuckin’ swooning over here.

Literally no one wants you.

Best. Welcome back present. Ever. [Grins, plopping down on his lap]

[Hisses out a breath, wrapping both arms around him] Sorry, we’re all outta hot fudge. I used the last of it on Peggy’s tits this morning.

#IntroSolo #Awakening The man awoke to chaos. The constant drone of the facility's alarms clashed with sporadic bursts of gunfire as the man struggled towards a conscious state. This was unlike his previous awakenings. Those always involved several --

[Grinds up on Steve Rogers ||Parody||'s lap and sings loudly] youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_…