Yeah see babe, that’s what I’m tryna say! #bighoseproblems #99hose

I wish the algorithm would stop trying to sell me a fucking cold plunge. I need an outdoor bar-fridge you dummies.

Oh yeah, shame about the writers strike. Anyway coming up next, SEVEN MORE SEASONS OF ALONE!

The premise of Alone really is how long people can survive without Woolworths. Or imagine if one contestant had wifi. Or if in the final two contestants, they each could push a button that would electrocute the other. Dude.

Orange paint smells like mayonnaise.

Tattoo Idea: A fifty leaf clover.

I don’t have a lot of crazy parenting rules… but if your toy spends a night at the park, and we find it again, it’s getting the hobo-bath. Soaked in bleach, rinsed and a night on the line.

Million dollar idea: Typo Band Tees Blerk Slabbath, Slayr, Ramunes and Nirmana

My superpower is knowing whether or not a speedbump will be fun to speed over or not.

The Inner West Council’s FOGO bin-thing is a pretty fun experiment. We were already pressure-testing our bins every week, let alone making it fortnightly. But ok ok, this is fine this is fine.

You can tell how old someone is by how much they like Beck, and I’ve recently starting lovvvingggg Beck. 🧓🏻

The 24 hour clock (24/60/60) is a real Imperial way of breaking up the day. What if the day had 100 hours, and each hour had 100 minutes, 100 seconds etc. The hours would be a percentage. So 9am would be 37:50pm. And 7pm would be 80pm. Is this crazy?

I think there should be a self-help book for family members and friends of people who read a lot of self-help books, fad diets and training routines. Sometimes the real commitment is in being dragged along. #75hard #whosgonnacarrytheboats #intermittentfasting #dryfeb

Whatever happens to Newtown’s Oportos, I hope they keep the driveway as the Inner Wests only place to turn around.

Just watched a nice moment… a man ordered a takeaway coffee near a train station, thinking he’s gonna have a nice moment before his train. They took ages. He looks disgruntled. Eventually he gets his coffee and runs… spilling his coffee all over himself.

The “Marrickville Surf Report” is when you lean over your front fence to see if the cafe down the road is open.

Just got the new Bose SoundLink Max and the sound is fucking sickkkkkk. Gonna charge this thing up and blast my terrible taste in music on a roadtrip this weekend. #ifonlywecouldfly #bosesoundlinkmax

Some years just make better NYE sunglasses than others. 2025 will juuuuust work, but I think we’re really hanging til 2030 for the next fashionable peepholes.

If I was in charge, I’d make it illegal to draw a sun without putting happy sunglasses on it.

The term “full disclosure” is actually short for “full of this closure”.