Nooo babe you don’t get it I had her ID in my pocket as friends

They got me on the wall at 1720

Two million people want me to kill myself and I’m literally just Cal

hinge is fried this girl just matched with me

Saturday Night Smoothie. Mango, Pineapple, Cherry, crushed almonds

No one is allowed to flirt with me again for the rest of my life

i wad just kidding about that weird stuff i said

I heard your voice in the breeze. It was whispering through the leaves of the trees

Cinnamon peach pancakes for today

Unliking your tweets just so I can like them all again. A little extra dopamine just for you ❤️

i love being an annoying LA piece of shit

August 10x10

Can i you please 😕

When your bro tells you he’s going to mix you an obscure potion but the first ingredient is eye of newt😭

I made pistachio cream pie with homemade pistachio butter pudding

i regret everything i say on here

My life has completely backfired

Having thousands of people call me an unlovable incel chud feels like a fitting way to end my summer. Work to be done this fall ☝️